Ruuuuuuuuuuubber Biscuit

Let’s see we have regular, extra safe (whatever that means,) excita ribbed, and…JEANS? WTF? Denim must chafe like a mofo.

I never used a rubber but once. We had a black one and I'd never crossed the border, so I tried it. They say, "once you go Black, you never come back, huh?" I say, "Once you go white, you ain't never right." Just a warning, I guess?