5 Questions Answered


5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?

A: It's Braille for "suck here".

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?

A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?

A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?

A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

Thought for the day:

What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?

Answer: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose

(Courtesy Cat Lambe)

12 comments:

Woogie said...

Thank God! I feel much better now! Finally I get it! ha ha!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Woogie, yes it is my duty to inform the world and answer life's perplexing questions. See, now your life is complete, right?

Xmichra said...

lol.. that hurricane one was pretty good ;)

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Xmichra, I liked that one too. Most women are like that, hit and run, huh?

BEAST said...

He He He , these were good .
but do detect a femail bias to these jokes.To redress the balance.

q.What the difference between an Essex Girl* and a washing machine .
a.You can dump your load in a washing machine and it doesnt follow you round for 3 weeks !

*An Essex Girl is the Brit version of upwardly mobile trailer trash

Bedazzler said...

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."

Damn, no wonder I left that godforsaken cuntry. No regrets tho.

Woogie said...

well i may need a few more answers from ya my wise dirty bitch..then i maybe complete!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Beast, it's only fair, right?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Beast, in the States here, we have West Virginians, like that. They just passed a new law there. It is no longer legal to put your rubbish/trash in black plastic bags. They must all be put in clear plastic bags...





So they can Window Shop

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Bedazzler, are you still in therapy over the tuna taco? It was that bad, you had to leave the country? Must've been those damn West Virginians again?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Bedazzler, you know the only virgins in W.V. are the ones that can still outrun their brothers, right?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Woogie, yes the kids call me Mrs. Miyagi. Wax on, wax off...
those pubes!