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I was in "Beaver Hunt" in 1975/76? It shows my tattoo. My husband sent it in and of course, I thought I was famous at the time. It's all fun and games till one of your sons friends, comes to you and asks; "Hey, my dad had a whole bunch of vintage Hustler's and I swear I saw a picture of you. Were you ever in there?" The joke was then over, especially since I turned three shades of red. I replied, "Oh, of course not."

Now, I'm Vintage?

21 comments:

Miz UV said...

You vixen! ;)

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Miz UV, don't hate on me now, lol!

Vagina Dentata said...

"...The joke was then over, ..."

Au contraire girlfriend. The joke had just begun!
I was in Playboy myself, almost every month - I was one of the staples.

Booo, I know that was shite!

Sterculian Rhetoric said...

VD
You're right!
It was.

So, imagine a sexier version of Catherine Zeta-Jones, by which I mean one without the unemployed truck driver accent and that corpse she drags around with her everywhere out of obligation for having married the cunt, and you have my new J.O.V.(Jack Off Vehicle), Babz Bitchin'. After the tribological investigations of the last two hours, my cock is now just a pinkish, misty electron cloud floating around my crotch area purely out of habit.

I've had her every way imaginable: From behind, upside down, in her mouth, in her armpit, the crook of her elbow, drinking Glenmorangie through an hosepipe while frotting her arse through muslin. All in my head. And still I know that none of them are as good as the real thing, which is surprising, since my experience has always been that the real thing is such a disappointment when compared with fantasy. After all, isn't that why porn is so much fun? You only have to talk to it if you want to, and you don't have to listen at all.

A woman who's better than porn. Christ on a stick, this could revolutionise my entire worldview.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

VD, you do have a way of making me cry, I've not figured out how, just yet. Yes, the joke is ongoing. Especially if I were to stumble upon that picture myself and see that my tits were not in my armpit back then. Hell, I didn't have to wear a bra, they were so fuckin perky. But nooooooooo I had to do that stupid shit called breast Feeding 3 hungry children, you know playing the good mommy gig. my last son, well, I had to kick him across the room, he was like a tit junkie. He had to go to BA (Breasts Anonymous) at 18 months old. It was tough love. He's been bitter every since and in constant search for a hit just like in the beginning. He does not talk to a girls face but directly to her boobs. poor bastard but I still love him.

Point is, I'm not sure...

DirtyBitchSociety said...

SR, I take it, you truly like or lust Catherine Zeta-Jones? I've needed a man to lust on me that way, obsessively with fiendish desire. I've yet to meet him, where he didn't have some weird element, like sniffing my shoes, ah shit.

Now, you lost me on "tribological investigations " I feel rather stupid or it went right over my head. I am trying though, be patient...

Edd.D said...

u saucy minx, I love it.

Webmiztris said...

vintage is defintely the nice way of putting it. ;)

DirtyBitchSociety said...

edd.d, well, you make me purrrrrrrrrrr, with that. Well, a little, I'm kinda hungover, lol! Thanks sweetie!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Webmiztris, yes, I am so vintage, my clothes are back in style, damn!

Old Knudsen said...

you should post it as a matter of pop culture interest of course.


Why would you hunt Beavers? they taste nasty.

jungle jane said...

Is Beaver Hunt a bit like fox hunting here in the UK? Just with beavers?

Xmichra said...

lol... oh i have to agree with Old K on this one.. hehehe....

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Old Knudsen, I wouldn't post it if ya paid me, well, I was a supple creature, back then and things were where they're supposed to be. But I've not even seen that pic in more than 18 years. My husband kept the mag, locked in his locked brief case, along with the negatives and dirty Polaroids of me. It was blackmail, I tell ya, pure and simple.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

JJ, I do believe you're right. Where's my horse and riding boots?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Xmichra, you would ya dirty instigator, lol!

Jonathan said...

Where's my horse and riding boots?

Don't know about the horse, but you left your riding boots (along with the crop) at my house. You're so forgetful sometimes.

:-p

~Babsbitchin~ said...

Jonathan, you lil freak, lol!

Dirty Bitch Society said...

Jonathan,I'm coming over to get them. I'd love it if you'd wear those black boxer briefs when you answer the door. It just stirs something.

Jonathan said...

I'd love it if you'd wear those black boxer briefs when you answer the door.

The ones with the elephant trunk phallus, or the leather ones? :-p

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Jonathan, well I do love that trick you pulled on me with your pockets out, "Hey look at me, I'm an elephant." Oh gosh, I just can't decide. I'm so moody, as of late. One minute I want the leather, the next, those flesh colored ones with the flesh colored bullfrog on the front that say "Rubbit." Just so fickle, huh?