Honorary Dirty Bitch; Julia Child

15 August 1912-12 August 2004
Here's to you Julia, you made us proud. Now, the question of the day; Do you think Julie ever used one of these...to cook of course?
O Julia, Julia, Cook and nifty wench,

Whose unsurpassed quenelles and hot souffl�s,

Whose English, Norse and German, and whose French,

Are all beyond my piteous powers to praise-

Whose sweetly-rounded bottom and whose legs,

Whose gracious face, whose nature temperate,

Are only equaled by her scrambled eggs:

Accept from me, your ever-loving mate,

This acclamation shaped in fourteen lines

Whose inner truth belies its outer sight;

For never were there foods, nor were there wines,

Whose flavor equals yours for sheer delight.

O luscious dish! O gustatory pleasure!

You satisfy my taste-buds beyond measure.

- Paul Child, Birthday 1961

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4 comments:

Chris said...

Hello DB my darling, that was some funny stuff, laughing my arse off here, loved the old dear with the vibrator. The BA one is on telly here in the UK at the moment, but still very good.

Chuckle Chuckle

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Chris, hello lovie. I imagine mine would work for that, I'd just never given it a thought, hahaha! The BA one, well I'd not seen it maybe it's a UK thing?

Have a great nite dear!

Bedazzler said...

Hmmm did Julia Child die or something? I guess I missed that news. I used to love the way she was always drunk and set everything on fire.

Dirty Bitch Society said...

Bedazzler, I don't know id she's dead or alive. I must investigate.

Yes, I loved how she was always swigging something. She's earned the Dirty Bitch title.

Now Darling, thanks for the comment and don't be a stranger, please?