Excuse Me Ma'am, Did You Drop That?

Would somebody please explain to me, how this is sexy and why a guy would desire it? I mean they just love it, when it's gaping and nasty. You can even see, from the photo, that they are showing it off like a large mouth bass, caught on a hot summer day. But the question of the day is this;

When you have a asshole like that, do you drop turds, as you walk, unaware that you have just shit? These are things, I must know.



15 comments:

Webmiztris said...

oh man, that is DEFINITELY not natural! she better start saving up for all the diapers she's going to need in her old age now!

Dirty Bitch Society said...

webmiztris, I'll bet she's shitting herself and in need of Depends in her 30's. Damn shame, but if you let them do that to your butt, you just might deserve it, huh? lol!

Jonathan said...

I can't speak for all guys, only for myself here:

That's just f##kin' nasty!

Personally, I'm not much into ridin' the Hershey Highway, but hey...different strokes for different folks.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

jonathan, I'm glad to see, you're not one of those "Dirty Road" drivers. I don't care for deliveries on my road, either, eeeeeeew!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

jonathan, thanks for speaking up, I know it is a stinky, I mean touchy subject. I live to be taboo, ya know?

brotherray said...

aagg aagg arffffffffff BUIAACK that is some gross gaping shit to me. How in the HELL can you make an asshole look good let alone a gaping one, ya know? I mean... I wouldn't want to look at MY asshole. Why do I think someone else would want to look at the damn thing ....other than ... than Scott? Or maybe Mr. Whiffle.

Xmichra said...

have you ever spied upon rotten.com?? saw a chick put a whole two litre up her ass. and enjoy it. now THAT fucks your head up something serious. I haven't been able to touch a two litre bottle in years...

DirtyBitchSociety said...

brotherray, don't ya know it. I mean really, there's nothing cute n sexy about a brown eyed girl who's all hanging open. I bet you could drive one of those new Dodge Rams in there. She'd probably let you too. The guys would be cheering.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

brotherray, it takes all kinds to spin this world but for the life of me, I just can't figure this nasty shit out. This and people who play w/poo, eeeeeeeew!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

xmichra, how do they do it, I mean really and act like it feels good and you're all turned on, ya know? Yea, I used to be on Rotten.com all the time. That and steak n cheese consumption junction and it used to be Ogrish.com. Now they are LiveLeak. That's where I found the Saddam video's there were only three of us in the nation with that hanging video, believe it or not.

Jonathan said...

I don't care for deliveries on my road, either, eeeeeeew!

Exactly. The poopchute is a one way street, and that way is OUT, not IN.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

jonathan, I really can't imagine, if I had a dick, wanting to put it where the poop runs south. I mean really, there's two other perfectly good holes, why do they have to get freaky? Now, both my husbands tried that shit on me and I did oblige them, once or twice, I can't remember too much as I was drunk but screaming like a pig, is not my forte, do you hear me darlin?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

jonathan, ps, I like some freaky shit and will do almost anything but that is not one of them. Well, that and that S & M shit. I don't mind slappin the snot out of somebody but short of a swat on the ass, nobody is going to hang me by my nipples or put clothes pins on my woowoo. I did playingly put a clothes pin on the dogs balls and he didn't think it was funny either.

Jonathan said...

jonathan, I really can't imagine, if I had a dick, wanting to put it where the poop runs south.

Exactly. There are certain scents one can expect during sex, but dung isn't one of them.

but screaming like a pig, is not my forte

Flashbacks to Deliverance..."Squeal like a pig, boy!" Ugh...disturbing.

Well, that and that S & M shit. I don't mind slappin the snot out of somebody but short of a swat on the ass, nobody is going to hang me by my nipples or put clothes pins on my woowoo.

I'm with ya. I like swattin' the chick's ass, too, but I'm not into inflicting pain or receiving it.

I did playingly put a clothes pin on the dogs balls and he didn't think it was funny either.

You're a sick chick...I can dig that! No, I imagine Fido was none too pleased with the scrotum clamp. I seriously doubt I'd be amused, either.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

jonathan, I was seeing this guy Roger, well he was a dealer and I probably behaved the way I did for the drugs(I'm clean now, mostly)but he was a little freak on a leash. He wanted me to cut holes in the crotch of my panties, wear my high heels and hold my legs a certain way. Then, after a few times, the real freak came out. He wanted me smack his balls, put my stiletto right on 'em and it turned him on the rougher I was w/him. I'd not seen him for a while, as I did a jail stint but he saw me on the street and told me to come over. He said he'd built a room, just for me, in his house, a Torture room. He wanted me to wear my chaps and leather vest and heels (he told me all this) and tie him up. I did it once and found myself strangely loving to smack him around and torture the crap outa him. I was taking all my piss n vinegar attitude out on him and he was so turned on by it. A Dominatrix was brought to light. But before I could ever go back, I was sentenced to 2 1/2 to 5.