Does Size Matter?

This is rather hilarious. Watch the women's eyes hone in...


Question of the Day;

Does Size Matter?


I met a guy, Daniel, as I waited to be sentenced. We had a whirlwind romance. He asked me to marry him, on the third day. He had the biggest cock, I have ever laid eyes on. It was so big, I could not even put the head in my mouth. He had to wear a cock ring, to keep it all hard and rigid. He would rip my hair tie out, which of course, always turned me on anyway and put it around the base of his man hood. But he tore me up, it was like being a virgin. He was gentle, for the most part, feeding it in, little by little. After the third or fourth time, it became rather enjoyable. I'm not sure if I wanted to marry him for him or that enormous and filling ride on his balogna pony? It was like winning a trophy.
Size does and doesn't matter. I think it's all in how turned on you are, the chemistry with the individual, that makes it memorable. If he doesn't understand the "Grind Effect" as I so lovingly like to refer to it, then all is lost. But if he realizes that most of the stimulation is in the clitoris and it must be manipulated, then the salami is an added bonus and a bigger pay off, right?

26 comments:

Woogie said...

Omg That is so funny! Back in a bit with a penis story..

DirtyBitchSociety said...

woogie, I am gonna sit here until you come back, waiting patiently...

Woogie said...

Dirty bitch you know Im taking risks here by posting my intimate stories with Chiquita Banannas.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

woogie, you might be right Gringa. maybe wait for things to die down. Then, we'll throw a party, let our hair down and tell our secrets, right?

Woogie said...

okie dokie dirty bitch sistah!..i have plenty to tell and this is so much fun! maybe se need a secret chapter of dirty bitches..hmmm thinking. do you get a palm springs here on your stat counter?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

woogie, oh yea, I might have to do the Secret Dirty Bitch and password protect it for the Society Members only. How 'bout that? I'll check my site meter as soon as I make a cup of espresso. Fun is the word, no "legs" is the word, spread the word, lol!

Woogie said...
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Woogie said...

seems vagina has left us for places unknown..maybe germany?

CCrideturd said...

Can I cum Too? I love to hear Woogies stories and tell them to my bikers, then they think I'm her or ummm think I'm me or I don't know. If I drop a name or two, she gets busted with me.

Now dirty bitch what the hell was the question?

Woogie said...

To bad there isnt an edit option on these comments. sometimes im rather stupid.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

woogie, I am a bit jealous of people who travel so much. There are only a few places I desire to go before I die and Germany, Ireland, Scotland are three. I especially want to go to Amsterdam. My brother, who lives in California now, lived there for 8 years and I was never able to visit. But I still want to.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

ccrideturd, yes, woogie has the best stories and looks the best in her frillies too.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

woogie, hahahaha! I'm the height of stupidity, how's the air up here, lol?

Two tears in a bucket,
don't fill it,
so fuck it!

Woogie said...

God I love you! The air is thin up here.

Thats why I live in a small cottage, big pool, money left over for trips vs bighouse, big mortgage. My cars are paid for, I don't carry a bunch of debt is the key I think at least for me to afford travel. I book a year in advance and pay on the shit all year, my cabana's and air fare. Right now my trip for a month is paid, but I started paying last summer on this summer, now my head is spinning. But you get it right?

Going to Morroco for Christmas, paying for my rentals now. When I leave Mexico, I will have next year booked...what the hell am I talking about ?

Hey you want to hink about a private blog?

brotherray said...

OMG I am reminded of the dude who jacked off in the holding cell who had a cock the size of a freakin baseball bat - I shit you NOT! The poor female CO who didn't know he was doing it but who found out he was doing it (and doing it to her) looked at me in the medical exam room, and she had this sick look on her face - he was in a holding tank, and I asked her "what is wrong with you??" And she said "mrs so and so, he has just... he has just.... jacked off all over the glass" . I said DO WHAT - who has??" And I walked out there, and Curtis (that was his name - Ill never forget him) had his shit in his hand, and cum was dripping all down the glass, and I said "holy shit curtis - what the hell did you do that for?" He was just laughing. He was off his meds (psych patient-paranoid schiz). He got thrown in lockup for a few days for that. The male CO's were PISSED because they had to come and clean his shit up! But christ almighty that dude's business was the biggest damn thing I'd ever laid my eyes on, and I saw a LOT of cock in the DOC! Black men? Good golly - well hung! How do their women ... adjust??

DirtyBitchSociety said...

woogie, excuse me, while I go throw up...you bitch, gotta love it, lol! But you know what? You are a wise woman, just like me, of course. Cause that's my plan, get myself a lil' bungalow with a big ass pool, somewhere failry warm. I am in love with the idea and can't wait.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

woogie, ps, having a lil place serves several purposes, for one, it's less to keep clean, not to mention costs less. I've lived in a 21 room home and that's a lot of cleaning. Fuck that. In between maids, guess who had to keep that fucker up? Me! I didn't think my lips were that big but obviously they were, huh? lol!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

woogie, pss, damn, I am a scatter brained bitch today. Sure we can do something together, if you want. Wordpress, I think has a password protection feature. Let me know and of course we have to have Wys!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

brotherray,ever been dickslapped from across the room, lol? I could stand to be dickslapped today, hahaha! Now, I'll betcha you saw some shit, stuff you can never forget, whether you want to or not, huh? A baseball bat, huh? oh shit, can I get me one of those?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

brotherray, PS, those girls are built for Mandingo, why do you think all the black guys want to date the white girls? They're tired of wading in the shit, omg, did I just say that? yes, I think we need a private blog. Read Woogie's suggestion. Let me know.

Woogie said...

Let's do it! we can brain storm...then bring the good stuff out here. but i need a private safe place to talk to you and my sistah bro brother.

Woogie said...

i have a blog...as soon as falcon deleted that hate blo i grabbed it ..once i deleted a blog and someone got it right away thay i know and so well you know...so i grab them now...its decorated too with one of se7en designs...send me an other email...i have wys and we can go use it...what ya think?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

woogie, is it a pass protected blog, like Wordpress?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

woogie, ps, you want me to email you so you have my email addy, you mean? I think Wys would do it, don't you?

brotherray said...

HELL YEAH I'll do it! You know you can count my ass in!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

brotherray, cool, when ya got three, ya got a tribe, hell yea!