What Are You Lookin' At?


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I saw this picture, this morning and, of course, my mind began a whole dingbat process, just as it often does. One thing triggers another, you know the ol' equation;
Action = Reaction/Cause = Effect/Dumbass Brain = Dumbass Thoughts


Anyway, aren't you glad, when you walk around every day, that people can't look at your asshole, whenever they want to, like a dog? Well, I am. But I do know some of you sick fuckers like the ol' dirty rim and would love a world where you could see every body else's asshole. What if, well we weren't sure, you know, you look kinda familiar, so I sniff your asshole and it all comes back in recollection. That's what dog's do and they can sniff your crotch and remember who you are, that's why they do it. Some guys are very similar, I'm sure you've seen or met those pantie sniffers. Nothin' says love like a guy who sniffs your panties and you keep catching him doing it. That's comfort, huh?
Anyway, I guess, it comes down to being glad you are NOT a dog. See if you look for it, you can always find something to be grateful for, you can go on through life w/o having to sniff you bosses ass, you know the one from out of town, just to recognize him. Especially, if he's fat and hairy.

13 comments:

Snooze said...

I had an ex who used to always greet me by sniffing my crotch. I thought it was adorable (he knew enough not to do it in public)

Snooze said...

PS Great stuff Babs! Let it all out on this site

BitchSociety said...

snooze, you're the first Dirty Bitch to weigh in. Cool!

Webmiztris said...

HOLY shitbubbles, I DO see jesus on that dog's ass!

Paula said...

Too fuckin' funny!

BitchSociety said...

webmiztris, so glad you and Paula came. My Dirty Bitch Generals!

BitchSociety said...

Paula, as I said, I'm glad you and Madame Webmiztris stopped by. Want a Latte'?

Paula said...

Why thanks! ~adding a dollop of whiskey~ Consider the DBS linked.

brotherray said...

This is some really good shit - gonna have fun staying lost! Jesus on that dog's ass is so damn funny.

BitchSociety said...

Paula, for medicinal purpose, of course. Thank ya kindly Madame!

BitchSociety said...

brotherray, sit on down and let me tell ya 'bout a man named Jed...

hahaha!

brotherray said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The dungeon dudes of NC! FUCK!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

brotherray, oh fuck, I forgot about those assholes.What the hell is wrong with somebody, you know people that do shit like that? It's crazy, those guys were super freaks!