What A Life...Dammit!

My life pretty much sucks lately. My nephew's favorite place to play, in the whole entire house, is in my bed. He is Autistic and has found a brand new way to have fun, a game I call, "Socks Suck." He goes around the house, collects socks and plays with them...in my bed. I have caught him in my sock drawer, removing all my clean socks and playing with them, in the bed. The problem is, he will go through the dirty clothes, mainly mine and pull out all the socks from the hamper or laundry basket. Now, he'll have 50 pairs of socks in my bed and now, he's mixed the clean ones with the dirty ones. I go to bed and am pulling socks from between the sheets. Oh, I can't have a made bed. Hell no, it's his mission to rip my bed apart so I have to just about remake it, just to go to sleep. My mornings and evenings are often filled with his shenanigans and I generally fall asleep, well expire into a coma, at night. 6am rolls around and we do it all again, till I get him on the bus and go to work. But last night, I crawled into bed, snot nosed drunk and woke, this morn, to a real pain in the ass. It was burning and I fumbled to find what it was or why my ass was hurting, so much. I had that fucking cow, embedded in my ass. I have a permanent brand on my ass, a cow shaped spot. So are the days of my life.

Izzy sitting by the hot tub. Tonight is her last night with us. She will be going with her new owner. I love her and all and I'll miss her but hey, have a good life. Yea, she eats all of my nephew's toys and the back yard looks like a bunch of clowns crapped back there. Yes, she's got every color possible, in her shit.