Presidential Announcement...

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Official Announcement


The Government issued a Press Release today at 12PM EST, stating that it is making drastic changes to the House and Senate. Under further review, it was decided that an Official change would be made to put their stamp on issuing a new U.S. Emblem and nixing our current emblem, the Bald Eagle.
"We have decided that we want to come clean here and tell it like it is. Furthermore, we want the world to know, just what the United States Government stands for; A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of Pricks and gives you a sense of security, while you are being screwed."

Quote by President GW Bush

(For Jonathan, my political powerhouse)