tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1114565454867404081.post572339192860659287..comments2023-11-03T04:44:47.142-04:00Comments on D B Society: Yes, I Am CrazyDirtyBitchSocietyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18261402867155671982noreply@blogger.comBlogger66125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1114565454867404081.post-27362989446329466772007-06-18T20:42:00.000-04:002007-06-18T20:42:00.000-04:00Jonathan, you can bastardize me all over the place...Jonathan, you can bastardize me all over the place. Where the hell have you been all my life? You will make some lucky woman, very happy. You tell her to treat you right or I'll come calling, I promise!DirtyBitchSocietyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18261402867155671982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1114565454867404081.post-77113430041035110152007-06-18T19:31:00.000-04:002007-06-18T19:31:00.000-04:00you make me want to do you all over the place, hah...<I>you make me want to do you all over the place, hah! </I><BR/><BR/>Cool! ;-)<BR/><BR/>Yes, I bastardized your words. So sue me!Jonathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04657173781097082528noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1114565454867404081.post-16431418278242499382007-06-15T21:36:00.001-04:002007-06-15T21:36:00.001-04:00Jonathan ps, you make me want to do my life all ov...Jonathan ps, you make me want to do my life all over, hah!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1114565454867404081.post-20152578319529449532007-06-15T21:36:00.000-04:002007-06-15T21:36:00.000-04:00Jonathan, where were you just 10 short years ago, ...Jonathan, where were you just 10 short years ago, when I was still raising hell and linin 'em up? Well, that's a lie, I was monogamous then, 10 yrs. ago. What a waste of time, damn. But, if I'd met a man like you, I'd have to serve you dinner in bed every night, cut your toenails for you, massage your back...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1114565454867404081.post-85869330588154901352007-06-15T16:10:00.000-04:002007-06-15T16:10:00.000-04:00Your going with an older woman was simply your gen...<I>Your going with an older woman was simply your generous heart</I><BR/><BR/>Yeah, my hard can be generous sometimes. Wait, you said "heart"? My bad.<BR/><BR/><I> your love for your fellow man,</I><BR/><BR/>Hey now, I don't swing THAT way! <BR/><BR/><I>spilling over.</I><BR/><BR/>Well, <I>something</I> was spilling over that night! LOL!<BR/><BR/><I>I need a generous man, lol! </I><BR/><BR/>Well, I'm a tight ass. OK, only literally, not figuratively. :-)Jonathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04657173781097082528noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1114565454867404081.post-22914976982080953012007-06-15T15:24:00.000-04:002007-06-15T15:24:00.000-04:00Jonathan, yes, I suppose it beats a blank, althoug...Jonathan, yes, I suppose it beats a blank, although some mornings, it's debatable, huh? At any age, right?<BR/><BR/>Your going with an older woman was simply your generous heart, your love for your fellow man, spilling over. I need a generous man, lol!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1114565454867404081.post-29315829202930567132007-06-14T13:37:00.000-04:002007-06-14T13:37:00.000-04:00You're lucky I realize that I'm 48 and and and a G...<I>You're lucky I realize that I'm 48 and and and a Grandma!</I><BR/><BR/>Getting older sure beats the alternative, doesn't it?<BR/><BR/>Age hasn't ever been a factor to me. Spring Break '94 in Panama City Beach, I (as a sprite 22-year-old college kid) did manage a vertical (and horizontal and perpendicular) encounter with a 42-year-old bartender. Holy shizit, what a fond memory that was (I'd like to think for the both of us).<BR/><BR/>Oh, well...time marches on. :-)Jonathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04657173781097082528noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1114565454867404081.post-70306947383617680022007-06-14T06:59:00.000-04:002007-06-14T06:59:00.000-04:00Jonathan, you are such a tease. You're lucky I rea...Jonathan, you are such a tease. You're lucky I realize that I'm 48 and and and a Grandma!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1114565454867404081.post-37601249092040038252007-06-13T18:56:00.000-04:002007-06-13T18:56:00.000-04:00I want to stay up half the night and sleep all mor...<I>I want to stay up half the night and sleep all morning</I><BR/><BR/>I can't promise that...I aim for staying up <I>all</I> night and sleeping all morning.<BR/><BR/><I>will you make me a yummy drink?</I><BR/><BR/>"Drink" implies only one, as opposed to multiple. :-)Jonathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04657173781097082528noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1114565454867404081.post-5697765363959025702007-06-12T21:08:00.000-04:002007-06-12T21:08:00.000-04:00Jonathan, I aspire to sell my book and spend the r...Jonathan, I aspire to sell my book and spend the rest of my natural born life, on your patio, I mean drinking fresh n fruity drinks, like you mentioned. I want to stay up half the night and sleep all morning, which is something I've not been able to do in about 12 years.If I come to Fl., which I most assuredly am, will you make me a yummy drink?DirtyBitchSocietyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18261402867155671982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1114565454867404081.post-15576169643760363442007-06-12T20:34:00.000-04:002007-06-12T20:34:00.000-04:00DBS, living here in FL, it's darned near required ...DBS, living here in FL, it's darned near required by law for a mixologist such as myself to be able to mix tropical frozen drinks (specifically daiquiris and margaritas) in a minimum of three different flavors. My best ones are the aforementioned watermelon margarita, as well as mango 'ritas and papaya-guava ritas.<BR/><BR/>I mixed one up a few years ago for Valentine's Day that had a chocolate-covered-cherry flavor, with a white chocolate "shotglass" filled with amaretto dropped into the drink. Screw modesty, I have to say I really outdid myself on that one.Jonathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04657173781097082528noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1114565454867404081.post-27178009762054013992007-06-12T06:44:00.000-04:002007-06-12T06:44:00.000-04:00Jonathan, watermelon, eh, I could drink me some mo...Jonathan, watermelon, eh, I could drink me some mofokin watermelon. Never had one. Yes, I am a virgin. Spent too much time drinkin whiskey w/the fellas to enjoy a nice fruity drink. I'll be over tonite, look out, the women are here to do some drinkin!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1114565454867404081.post-53787930841162617452007-06-11T20:18:00.000-04:002007-06-11T20:18:00.000-04:00VD,Singapore sling...excellent choice.I did some b...VD,<BR/><BR/>Singapore sling...excellent choice.<BR/><BR/>I did some bartending in college. Made money, met girls, got laid a lot...it was a win-win. I still mix 'em up from time to time, and no one does it better. My watermelon margarita (patent pending) is da bomb.Jonathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04657173781097082528noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1114565454867404081.post-18455817244026760802007-06-09T22:01:00.000-04:002007-06-09T22:01:00.000-04:00VD, PS but I am not known for my patience.VD, PS but I am not known for my patience.DirtyBitchSocietyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18261402867155671982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1114565454867404081.post-55195422790162591502007-06-09T22:00:00.000-04:002007-06-09T22:00:00.000-04:00VD, the 'burgh at night, with all it's lit bridges...VD, the 'burgh at night, with all it's lit bridges and so on is awesome. There's not too much to write home about there but that was quite breathtaking. Did you notice how absurd their streets and highways seemed? I mean, you're riding along and suddenly for no good reason, the street runs out. I worked on the Strip, when I first arrived in Pitt and they just love their one way streets. Like in Oakland, through Pitt U, to downtown is a nightmare to get through. I really hated working in Oakland, right down from Pitt and Children's Hospital.It was ludicrous to plan anything but a 45 minute ride to go just a few short miles.DirtyBitchSocietyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18261402867155671982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1114565454867404081.post-76908784836310209252007-06-09T21:55:00.000-04:002007-06-09T21:55:00.000-04:00Yes, CM is most certainly for the brighter of brig...Yes, CM is most certainly for the brighter of bright. I trained 3 students and was surprised, despite the fact that these employees of mine, had such high SAT scores, two of them, had very little common sense. They were brilliant, once they were trained but they had to be intensely taken by the hand and point by point shown the methodology of the situation. Who'da thunk that, huh?DirtyBitchSocietyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18261402867155671982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1114565454867404081.post-32145780788091089472007-06-09T21:43:00.000-04:002007-06-09T21:43:00.000-04:00VD, yes dirty downtrodden and deviant travels.Now,...VD, yes dirty downtrodden and deviant travels.<BR/>Now, Copeland is right off Ellsworth. You lived not far from where my house was on 319 Amber St. If you look on the map, I could have walked to where you lived. I was in the half-way house, a mansion right across from Shadyside Hospital. Small world, eh?DirtyBitchSocietyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18261402867155671982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1114565454867404081.post-15405938026783749322007-06-09T16:39:00.000-04:002007-06-09T16:39:00.000-04:00Who are you kidding VD?You're lucky if you get to ...Who are you kidding VD?<BR/>You're lucky if you get to the local 7-11 - next door - to get a pack of Luckys ya lazy cunt.Sterculian Rhetorichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14471982606603075150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1114565454867404081.post-21200868455103197412007-06-09T16:36:00.000-04:002007-06-09T16:36:00.000-04:00Nothing beats coming out of the Fort Pitt tunnel o...Nothing beats coming out of the Fort Pitt tunnel onto the bridge at The Point at night.<BR/>Yes?<BR/>Except maybe viewing the Taj Mahal or Machu Pichu in the morning that is.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1114565454867404081.post-83441539083843103642007-06-09T16:21:00.000-04:002007-06-09T16:21:00.000-04:00CM is only for the gifted?Who'd a thunk it?CM is only for the gifted?<BR/>Who'd a thunk it?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1114565454867404081.post-12787342093713858922007-06-09T16:19:00.000-04:002007-06-09T16:19:00.000-04:00"...I'll need a seedy section tour. ..."Is there a..."...I'll need a seedy section tour. ..."<BR/><BR/>Is there any other kind? We'll start on the Falklands Road in Mumbai! Don't get much seedier than that. The hookers pay you there! <BR/><BR/>Ellsworth? Rings a bell. I lived at 612 Copeland Street and had a part time job in Blawnox. Never did eat a bagel down there though - too busy trying to protect myself from the giardia in the water supply.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1114565454867404081.post-5678882165659346202007-06-09T16:12:00.000-04:002007-06-09T16:12:00.000-04:00VD, we must travel! Of course, I'll need a seedy s...VD, we must travel! Of course, I'll need a seedy section tour.DirtyBitchSocietyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18261402867155671982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1114565454867404081.post-2867691977695716302007-06-09T16:11:00.000-04:002007-06-09T16:11:00.000-04:00VD, yes, they have their own language, do they not...VD, yes, they have their own language, do they not? Hah! Yins goin DunTun? Long Islanders are really hard to understand sometimes. They have a mix of Bronx and something unnameable.DirtyBitchSocietyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18261402867155671982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1114565454867404081.post-73263043480780240762007-06-09T16:08:00.000-04:002007-06-09T16:08:00.000-04:00VD, you're kidding. I worked in Shadyside and had ...VD, you're kidding. I worked in Shadyside and had three employees who were CM students. That's a school, only for the gifted. Do you know where Ellsworth is, in Shadyside? I was the GM for the Bagel Factory.DirtyBitchSocietyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18261402867155671982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1114565454867404081.post-57298132060746059202007-06-09T15:16:00.000-04:002007-06-09T15:16:00.000-04:00It is warm in S.E. Asia And cheap!And they love t...It is warm in S.E. Asia And cheap!<BR/>And they love the Western folk, even in Vietnam.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com