The Sum of It All

I can even remember it. I was three and we were playing you taste mine and I'll taste yours. I was caught, in the middle of my tasting conquest and years later, in a heated argument, my own mother yelled, "You gave your first blowjob at 3."

11 comments:

Xmichra said...

lol.. see we only looked, so i can see the worry your mother had!!

archer said...

NEIGHBOR (whose daughter, 3, had observed me, 2, peeing on my grandma's lawn): She's ONLY THREE and she had to see a PENIS!

MY GRANDMA: Three? She's overdue.

thejunkyswife said...

HAH!

Webmiztris said...

that pic is hilarious....

I remember when I was like 10 and my best friend (who was a boy) was running around the house nekkid. I didn't want that thing anywhere near me! I'm surprised I didn't turn out to be a lesbian...lol

sKILLz said...

Fucking nut!
Soooo you were just practising (sp?)on those mofos? hot dam 3? Thats insane!
Holla at tha girl

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Xmichra, I was bad, long before people knew what the word meant. I always have had an oral fixation. haha!

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Archer, your Grandma was probably a hoot, huh? I'm a lot like mine, they even say, I look just like her and I do. But people thought she was crazy, she lived on the edge and wasn't afraid to laugh about it.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Junky's Wife, 'fess up, when was your first?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Webmiztris, I always loved guns too. Living dangerously but be careful with that damn thing, right?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Skillz, holla back. Gettin' my freak on early in the game.

sKILLz said...

Oh fo sho!
I was usally the one who would make the other kids take there shit off and shoe there shit.
I been a pimp from way back, its in my blood! :P